University league tables always seem to be causing friction between students about whose uni is best for what.

Whether you’re checking where your institution ranks for promiscuity, for student experience, after a while all the rankings can start to seem a little silly.

In a similarly ultimately-pointless-but-still-weirdly-enjoyable-to-compete-about vein, we’ve decided to put together a list of each uni’s average cup size.

Over the last few weeks we’ve been getting a ton of responses in to our sex survey, which you’ve filled in telling us all sorts of things about your sex lives at uni. One of those things was the size of your breasts.

We collated data from 1,134 respondents, to bring you a final ranking of which uni has got the students with the most pendulous mammaries in the land.

Some unis had far more respondents than others, so there were some institutions with a few particularly well-endowed students bringing up the average massively. These are also self-reported results so we have to contend with the fact that some who answered might have been (literally) bigging themselves up a bit.

Abertray University – DD

Aberystwyth University – D

Anglia Ruskin University – E

Aston University – DD

Bangor University – DD

Bath Spa University – DD

Birmingham City University – DD

Bournemouth University – C

Brunel University – DD

Buckinghamshire New University – DD

Canterbury Christ Church University – C

Cardiff Metropolitan University – C

Cardiff University – D

Coventry University – DD

De Montfort University – D


Last Updated on July 6, 2022