Many of us have spent some procrastination time on Urban Dictionary searching our names, schools and slang words we may not understand.

But what does the site say about your university?

To save you having to trawl through the internet to find out, we’ve put all the definitions of UK uni’s here.

University of Aberdeen

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Source: Urban Dictionary

Someone put a lot of energy into this one.

Aberystwyth University

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Source: Urban Dictionary

Naughty.

Bath Spa University

UD Bath Spa
Source: Urban Dictionary

What’s wrong with a degree in circus performance?!

University of Birmingham

UD Birm
Source: Urban Mind

Not entirely sure why there is a capital ‘l’ at the end of each ‘lol’.

University of Brighton

UD Brighton
Source: Urban University

Brighton will forever be Sussex’s lesser little brother.

Brunel University London

UD Brunel
Source: Urban Dictionary

I think this person got Urban and Oxford dictionaries mixed up.

University of Cambridge

UD cambridge
Source: Urban Dictionary

High grades or a high body count? Decisions, decisions.

De Montfort University

UD DMU
Source: Urban Dictionary

Once a poly, always a poly.

Durham University

UD Durham
Source: Urban Dictionary

Yas darling.

Lancaster University

UD Lancaster
Source: Urban Dictionary

Think someone may have been on magic mushrooms when writing this one.

University of Leeds

UD Leeds
Source: Urban Dictionary

Well I’m sold.

Leeds Beckett University

UD Leeds Beckett
Source: Urban Dictionary

Pretty identical the Leeds to be honest.

Liverpool Hope University

UD Liv Hope
Source: Urban Dictionary

If that’s not enough to depress you, I don’t know what is.

London School of Economics and Political Science

UD LSE
Source: Urban Dictionary

Another geek moaning about the lack of ‘fit birds’.

London Metropolitan University

UD London Met
Source: Urban Dictionary

iPods? Ha!

Loughborough University

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Source: Urban Dictionary

Ouch. Love the old school Eastenders reference though.

Northumbria University

UD Northumbria
Source: Urban Dictionary

Biased much?

University of Nottingham

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Source: Urban Dictionary

Who doesn’t love the word cesspool?

Nottingham Trent University

UD Trent
Source: Urban Dictionary

Sounds like the words from a boring Notts student. I would much rather be a poly than a toff.

University of Oxford

UD Oxford
Source: Urban Dictionary

Didn’t Theresa May go to Oxford… Oh.

Oxford Brookes University

UD Oxford Brookes
Source: Urban Dictionary

Grades or a job afterwards?

University of East Anglia

UD UEA
Source: Urban Dictionary

Imaginative.

University of Edinburgh

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Source: Urban Dictionary

Pretty to the point.

Edge Hill University

UD Edge Hill
Source: Urban Dictionary

Don’t know what to take from this.

University of Essex

UD Essex
Source: Urban Dictionary

I think this one was written in a time before fees #sadtimes.

University of Exeter

UD Exeter
Source: Urban Dictionary

The tracksuit bottom and flip flop combo infuriates me a lot.

Goldsmiths

UD Goldsmiths
Source: Urban Dictionary

Who knew an apostrophe could cause so much aggravation?

University of Glasgow

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Source: Urban Dictionary

Imperial College London

UD Imperial
Source: Urban Dictionary

Well this guy clearly regretted going to Imperial. #TooManyMan

King’s College London

UD Kings
Source: Urban Dictionary

The rivalry between KCL and UCL still runs deep.

Last Updated on July 18, 2024

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