Many of us have spent some procrastination time on Urban Dictionary searching our names, schools and slang words we may not understand.
But what does the site say about your university?
To save you having to trawl through the internet to find out, we’ve put all the definitions of UK uni’s here.
University of Aberdeen
Someone put a lot of energy into this one.
Aberystwyth University
Naughty.
Bath Spa University
What’s wrong with a degree in circus performance?!
University of Birmingham
Not entirely sure why there is a capital ‘l’ at the end of each ‘lol’.
University of Brighton
Brighton will forever be Sussex’s lesser little brother.
Brunel University London
I think this person got Urban and Oxford dictionaries mixed up.
University of Cambridge
High grades or a high body count? Decisions, decisions.
De Montfort University
Once a poly, always a poly.
Durham University
Yas darling.
Lancaster University
Think someone may have been on magic mushrooms when writing this one.
University of Leeds
Well I’m sold.
Leeds Beckett University
Pretty identical the Leeds to be honest.
Liverpool Hope University
If that’s not enough to depress you, I don’t know what is.
London School of Economics and Political Science
Another geek moaning about the lack of ‘fit birds’.
London Metropolitan University
iPods? Ha!
Loughborough University
Ouch. Love the old school Eastenders reference though.
Northumbria University
Biased much?
University of Nottingham
Who doesn’t love the word cesspool?
Nottingham Trent University
Sounds like the words from a boring Notts student. I would much rather be a poly than a toff.
University of Oxford
Didn’t Theresa May go to Oxford… Oh.
Oxford Brookes University
Grades or a job afterwards?
University of East Anglia
Imaginative.
University of Edinburgh
Pretty to the point.
Edge Hill University
Don’t know what to take from this.
University of Essex
I think this one was written in a time before fees #sadtimes.
University of Exeter
The tracksuit bottom and flip flop combo infuriates me a lot.
Goldsmiths
Who knew an apostrophe could cause so much aggravation?
University of Glasgow
Imperial College London
Well this guy clearly regretted going to Imperial. #TooManyMan
King’s College London
The rivalry between KCL and UCL still runs deep.
