We’ve all been there, whether on Tinder, or in person, when you just cannot figure out how to start a conversation. You really don’t want to deal with the small talk, or ask where their clothes are from… So what do you say? Well, these people have found the funniest ways to start a conversation on Tinder.

Start as you mean to go on… by terrifying the living daylights out of them

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I mean, who wouldn’t be scared of being eaten by a dinosaur? But we suppose it’s the thought that counts.

Or be straight to the point, and just a little bit funny

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We’re struggling to believe that he’s only used that line once.

Take rejection like a champ, there are always more opportunities

We’ve all done that accidental swipe, or the swipe and instant regret. But this is taking it to a new level.

Just go straight in, no beating around the bush. You like what you like.

Credit where credit is due – it’s a hell of a conversation starter… But maybe not the right conversation!

Don’t give it out if you can’t take it back… or do, it’s funny either way

Some people just need to up their game. So this Tinder user has opted to help them.

Listen, everyone likes puns, but sometimes they’re just… too much

We… just have no words.

If you get the opportunity to reference Tarzan – apparently it works!

Well, Phil Collins did go hard on that soundtrack… no wonder it gets the girls.

Alternatively, try and avoid fruity fancies

Not just any avocado – a disobedient avocado.

Sometimes, you start a conversation and then realise that it just isn’t working…

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And are you really surprised?

Just be really meta, man.

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We bet they’re both philosophy students.