The average cup size of students at your uni, revealed

University league tables always seem to be causing friction between students about whose uni is best for what.

Whether you’re checking where your institution ranks for promiscuity, for student experience, after a while all the rankings can start to seem a little silly.

In a similarly ultimately-pointless-but-still-weirdly-enjoyable-to-compete-about vein, we’ve decided to put together a list of each uni’s average cup size.

Over the last few weeks we’ve been getting a ton of responses in to our sex survey, which you’ve filled in telling us all sorts of things about your sex lives at uni. One of those things was the size of your breasts.

We collated data from 1,134 respondents, to bring you a final ranking of which uni has got the students with the most pendulous mammaries in the land.

Some unis had far more respondents than others, so there were some institutions with a few particularly well-endowed students bringing up the average massively. These are also self-reported results so we have to contend with the fact that some who answered might have been (literally) bigging themselves up a bit.

Abertray University – DD

Aberystwyth University – D

Anglia Ruskin University – E

Aston University – DD

Bangor University – DD

Bath Spa University – DD

Birmingham City University – DD

Bournemouth University – C

Brunel University – DD

Buckinghamshire New University – DD

Canterbury Christ Church University – C

Cardiff Metropolitan University – C

Cardiff University – D

Coventry University – DD

De Montfort University – D

Durham University – C

Edge Hill University – D

Glasgow Caledonian University – F

Glyndwr University – DD

Heriot Watt University – FF

Harper Adams University – D

Imperial College London – C

Keele University – DD

Kingston University – EE

Lancaster University – C

Leeds Beckett University – C

Leeds Trinity University – DD

London Metropolitan University – D

London South Bank University – D

Loughborough University – D

Manchester Metropolitan University – C

Middlesex University – A

Newcastle University – DD

Northumbria University – C

Norwich University – DD

University of Oxford – C

University of Plymouth – D

University of Portsmouth – D

University of Reading – D

University of Salford – D

University of Sheffield – DD

University of South Wales – D

University of Southampton – D

University of St Andrews – D

University of Stirling – C

University of Strathclyde – DD

University of Sunderland – DD

University of Surrey – D

University of Sussex – C

University of The Arts London – DD

University of the Creative Arts – C

University of the Highlands and Islands – FF

University of the West of England – D

University of the West of Scotland – DD

University of Wales, Trinity St David – C

University of Warwick – DD

University of Westminster – C

University of Winchester – E

University of Wolverhampton – D

University of Worcester – E

University of York – D

York St John University – F

University of Exeter – D

University of Glasgow – C

University of Gloucestershire – DD

University of Greenwich – D

University of Hertfordshire – DD

University of Huddersfield – D

University of Hull – D

University of Kent – D

University of Law – DD

University of Leeds – D

University of Leicester – D

University of Lincoln – C

University of Liverpool – D

University of London, City – C

University of London, Goldsmiths – D

University of London, King’s College London – EE

University of London, Queen Mary – D

University of London, Royal Holloway – D

University of London, Royal Veterinary College – DD

University of London, School of Oriental and African Studies – D

University of London, University College London – B

University of Manchester – DD

University of Northampton – D

University of Nottingham – D

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