National Scrabble Day is celebrated on April 13th each year. It’s the perfect opportunity to show off your vocabulary skills and love for this classic board game. But it’s also a chance to lighten up and have some fun with some Scrabble-themed humour. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of the best Scrabble jokes to make your day even more enjoyable. Unleash your inner wordsmith (or geek) and crack a fellow Scrabble fan up with one liners. Admittedly, some of them aren’t the best jokes ever, but they are the best Scrabble jokes we could find!
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  1. Why did the Scrabble player break up with his girlfriend? Because she played him for a higher score.
  2. Why did the Scrabble player take a break from the game? Because he had a vowel movement.
  3. Why did the Scrabble player bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw a blank.
  4. Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an ‘i’!
  5. We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set. So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.
  6. What do you call a Scrabble player who can’t spell? A poor speller.
  7. What do you call a Scrabble player who cheats? A letter thief.
  8. Sonny and Cher are playing scrabble. Sonny picks a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he has. He replies – “I’ve got U babe”
  9. How do you know if someone is a Scrabble addict? They have a dictionary in every room of the house.
  10. What do you get when you mix a Scrabble board and a dictionary? Word salad!
  11. What do you call a Scrabble player who always loses? A consonant complainer!
  12. I just ate a scrabble set…Now I’m having consonant vowel movements
  13. What do you call a Scrabble player who only plays short words? A little wordy.
  14. What do you call a group of Scrabble players who like to gamble? Punters
  15. I can’t believe I just lost in Scrabble…There’s no F in WAY
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Ok we admit – Scrabble jokes are…interesting. So here are some more word-related jokes to further celebrate the English language.
  1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
  3. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
  4. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  5. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  6. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
  7. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  9. I don’t trust people who do acupuncture. They’re back stabbers.
  10. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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FAQs on the Best Scrabble Jokes

Why did the Scrabble player break up with his girlfriend? Because she played him for a higher score.
Why did the Scrabble player take a break from the game? Because he had a vowel movement.
Why did the Scrabble player bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw a blank.
Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an ‘i’!
We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set. So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.
Sonny and Cher are playing Scrabble. Sonny picks a tile out of the bag and Cher asks him what he has. He replies – “I’ve got U babe”.

What do you call a Scrabble player who can’t spell? A poor speller.
What do you call a Scrabble player who cheats? A letter thief.
What do you call a Scrabble player who only plays short words? A little wordy.
What do you get when you mix a Scrabble board and a dictionary? Word salad!
I just ate a Scrabble set…Now I’m having consonant vowel movements.

Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, “What's the word on the street?”
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
Why did the Scrabble tile go to the playground? To “slide” into a better word.

Why don’t Scrabble tiles tell secrets? Because everyone will spell it out!
I tried to cheat in Scrabble, but the board said, “You can’t pull one over on me—I’m letter perfect!”
The Scrabble board broke up with the dictionary. It needed space!
Scrabble tournaments are great—they’re always spell-binding.

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