Looking for something to do in London that’s more fun than just hitting up your local pub? Well you’re in luck because we’ve found the coolest Crazy Golf London venues for you to check out. Whether you’re looking for an evening out with friends, planning what to do after uni or heading out on a date, Crazy Golf is always a good idea.
Birdies: Crazy Good Golf & Cocktails
There are two London venues to choose from, Birdies Battersea and Birdies Angel Central, both of which are undoubtedly some of the coolest Crazy Golf venues in the city.
Once you’ve finished your game, you can head to the on-site bar to indulge in some must-try cocktails. These include the refreshing pink gin and elderflower-infused English Garden Party and the delicious tequila-based Watermelon Sugar. You should also tuck into some delicious food from award-winning Cheeky Burger.
And students – listen up! You can take a break from the books & hit the course for just £6pp at Birdies Battersea and Angel! Level up with the Golf & Drink combo for just £10pp.*
What’s more, if you head to either venue on a Wednesday for midweek session, you can take advantage of the great-value £20 Patty & Putt deal.
Birdies Battersea
First up, you’d be hard-pressed to find a more iconic London Crazy Golf venue than Birdies Battersea. Located by the impressive Battersea Power Station, you’ll enter via the tunnel under the arches, where an epic 9-hole course awaits. Start off at the ‘Three Sides to Every Hole’ and move on the doughnut themed ‘Sweet As’ hole. Then once you’ve aced ‘Velocity’ and ‘Hazard’, your final stop will be hole 9, the ‘Fat shot’. Here you’ll go head-to-head with your opponent in a 2-player victory vortex- Loser buys the drinks!
What better way could there be to challenge yourself and your friends to some healthy competition? Then once you’ve finished, you can head to the venue’s own cocktail bar to celebrate (or wallow.) Have a look for yourself & see just how Instagrammable this venue really is!
Location: 6 Arches Lane, Battersea, London SW11 8AB
Regular Hours:
Mon: Closed
Tues-Thurs: 3pm-11pm
Fri: 3pm-12am
Sat: 12pm-12am
Sun:11pm-10pm
Birdies Angel Central
Looking for a Crazy Golf venue in the heart of London? Then Birdies’ brand new Angel Central venue is the one for you. With each of its holes bringing a new discovery, terrain, and kaleidoscope of colours, it’s got to be one of the coolest Crazy Golf venues in London. For all you competitive souls out there, there are nine holes to try. Start off at the ‘Angel Hole in One.’ This is a yellow and black spotted cavernous experience and a great introduction to the graphically crazy and abstract surreal world of Birdies. Awaiting you is the popular Hazard room, immersive Green Room and the Infinity hole- the longest hole on this course. Lastly, you’ll finish off at the Roulette hole, a two-player vortex.
Once you’re finished, make your way back to the stunning 360-degree bar in the centre of the venue. So, whether you’re heading out after uni or catching up with friends, Birdies Angel Central is your one stop shop for crazy golf, great cocktails, and food – you’ll never want to leave.
Location: Floor 1 Angel Central Shopping Centre, 21 Parkfield Street, London, N1 0PS
Regular hours:
Mon- Thurs: 12pm -11pm
Fri: 12pm-12am
Sat: 12pm-12am
Sun: 12pm-11pm
*Golf & Drink offer applicable on a pint of beer/signature cocktail only. Student tickets available on Monday to Friday before 4.40 PM. Discounts valid for each student with a valid student ID.
Plonk Crazy Golf London
Following on, we have Plonk Crazy Golf London. Undoubtedly one of the coolest crazy golf venues in London, they have locations in Camden Market and Borough Market. In fact, Plonk Crazy Golf is a perfect fit for birthday parties, Christmas events or just a regular night out.
Ticket prices are subject to change and availability ranging from £5 on most days to £13. However, spaces are limited and it’s advised to book tickets in advance to avoid disappointment.
Location: Camden Market: Unit 63 The Stables Market, 842 Chalk Farm Rd
Regular hours:
Sun-Mon 12-7pm
Tues-Sat 12-10:30pm
Location:Borough Market: Arches B, C, D & E, Montague Cl, London SE1 9DA
Regular hours:
Weds-Sat 12-10.30pm
Sun 12-7pm
Junkyard Golf Club
Next up, you’ve probably heard of Junkyard Golf Club which hosts some amazing crazy golf stages. Some of these include; Pablo – A jungle-themed circuit, Gary – A course in the midst of a literal scrapyard with broken-down cars and Bozo – A dark carnival-themed course with scary clowns to match trying to put you off your stroke
Be prepared for loud music, a lot of UV lights and good vibes. Off-peak tickets are £11 per game and £13 during peak hours. Didn’t book? Well there are some walk-in tickets available on a first-come, first-served basis.
Location: 88 Worship St, London EC2A 2BE
Regular hours:
Mon-weds 4pm-12am
Thurs 2pm-12am
Fri 12pm-12:30am
Sat 12pm-12:30am
Sun 12-10pm
Swingers Crazy Golf
Last but not least is Swingers Crazy Golf. There are two London locations to choose from and with both venues offering indoor mini-golf, street food and cocktails, it’s definitely one to visit. Head to either the West-End or City location for a fun evening out.
What’s more, you can enjoy food and drinks. Vendors include favourites such as Patty & Bun, Pizza Pilgrims and Crosstown- so there’s something for everyone. Tickets start at a reasonable £11 per person.
Location: City: 8 Brown’s Buildings, London EC3A 8AL
Regular hours:
Tues-Thurs 12-12am
Fri 12pm-1am
Sat 10.30am-1am
Location: West-End 15 John Prince’s St, London W1G 0AB
Regular hours:
Tues-Thurs 12pm-12am
Fri 12pm-1am
Sat 10:30-1am
Sun 12-11pm
So, there you have it, those are undoubtedly the coolest Crazy Golf Venues in London. Now, it’s time to get your mates and go and try them out for yourself. Let us know which venue you’ll be heading to first in the comments section!
Last Updated on November 14, 2024
Published on September 30, 2022
